10. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
9. This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.
8. Whew! Guess I left the top off the White Out. You probably got here just in time.
7. I wasn't sleeping. I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm
6. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
5. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminating against people who practice Yoga?
4. Why did you interrupt me? I'd almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
3. The coffee machine is broken...
2. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.
AND THE #1 THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT...
1. ...in Jesus' name. Amen.