Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark...

 

One:	Don't miss the boat.
Two:	Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three:	Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
Four:	Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
Five:	Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six:	Build your future on high ground.
Seven:	For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
Eight:	Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
Nine:	When you're stressed, float a while.
Ten:	Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
Eleven:	No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.