Men are like...Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like...Bike Helmets
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like...Government bonds
They take so long to mature.

Men are like...Copiers
You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.

Men are like...Lava Lamps
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like...Bank Accounts
Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.

Men are like...Handguns
Keep one around long enough, and you’re going to want to shoot it.