That's right, in just six quarters, you too can be a real man and earn an
MA degree (Male Arts) as well. 

Please take a moment to look over the program outline: 

FIRST YEAR 

Autumn Schedule:

MEN 101 Combating Stupidity 
MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework 
MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

 Christmas

Winter Schedule:

MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques 
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to getting in at 4 am. 
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception 
EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook I 
EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II 
ECON 101A What's Hers Is Hers 
ECON 101B What's His Is Hers 
ECON 101C What's Theirs Is Hers 

Spring Schedule: 

MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong 
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence 
MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex 
MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers 
ECON 102C What WAS Yours is Hers Too

SECOND YEAR 

Autumn Schedule: 

SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

ELECTIVES: (See Electives Below) 

Winter Schedule: 

MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency 
MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children 
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver 
MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise 

 
Spring Schedule: 

&*k from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)

MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary 
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions 
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important II

Course Electives:

EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu 
EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231 Mothers-in-law
MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233 Just Saying "Yes, Dear"
ECON 201C Cheaper to Keep Her