Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have  not been to
confession for 6 months. On top of that, I've been with a loose  woman."
The priest sighs. "Is that you little Tommy  O'Shaughnessy?"
 Yes, father, 'tis I."
 "And who might be the  woman you were with?"
"I shan't be tellin' you, Father. It would ruin her  reputation."
 "Well, Tommy, I'm bound to find out sooner or later, so  you may
 well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
Tommy: "I  cannot say."
"Was it Patricia Fitzgerald?"
Tommy: "I'll never  tell."
"Was it Lisa O'Shanter?"
Tommy: "I'm sorry,, but I'll not name  her."
"Was it Cathy O'Dell?"
Tommy: "My lips are sealed."
"Was it Fiona  Mallory, then?"
Tommy: "Please Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest  sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy
O'Shaughnessy, and I  admire that. But, you've sinned and you must
atone. Be off with you  now."
Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over  and
whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Five more good leads!" says  Tommy.