Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women.
Follow these rules and you should have no problems.

Rule #1: When in doubt, buy him a cordless drill.  It does not matter if
he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to
complain.  As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills.  No one
knows why.

Rule #2: If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with
the word ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying those two words. "Hey
George, can I borrow your ratchet?" "Okay.  By the way, are you through
with my 3/8" socket yet?"  Again, no one knows why.

Rule #3: If you are really, really broke, buy him anything for his car.
A 99-cent ice scraper, a small bottle of de-icer . 
Men love gifts for their cars.  No one knows why.

Rule #4: Do not buy men socks.  Do not buy men ties.  And never buy men
bathrobes.  I was told that if God had wanted men to wear bathrobes, 
he would not have invented jockey shorts.

Rule #5: You can buy men new remote controls to replace the ones they
have worn out.  If you have a lot of money, buy your man a big screen TV
with the little picture in the corner.  Watch him go wild as he flips and
flips and flips.  Forget the program, your entertainment is watching him have fun!

Rule #7: Do not buy any man industrial-sized canisters of after-shave or
deodorant.  I'm told they do not stink -- they are earthy.

Rule #8: Buy men label makers.  Almost as good as cordless drills. Within
a couple of weeks there will be labels absolutely everywhere.  "Socks.
Shorts. Cups. Saucers. Door. Lock. Sink."  You get the idea.  Again, no
one knows why.

Rule #9: Never buy a man anything and then tell him he should read the
instructions because the box says "some assembly required."  It will ruin
his special day.  He will always have parts left over.

Rule #10: Good places to shop for men include Northwest Iron Works, Parr
Lumber, Home Depot, John Deere, Valley RV Center and Les Schwab Tire.
(NAPA Auto Parts and Sears Clearance Centers are also excellent men's
stores. It doesn't matter if he doesn't know what the gift is. "From
NAPA Auto, eh? Must be something I need. Hey! Isn't this a starter for a
'68 Ford Fairlane? Wow! Thanks.")

Rule #11: Men enjoy danger. That's why they never cook (but they will
barbecue). Get him a monster barbecue with a 100-pound propane tank.
Tell him the gas line leaks. "Oh the thrill!  The challenge!  Who wants
a hamburger?"

Rule #12: Tickets to a Cowboy's game are a smart gift.  However, he will
not appreciate tickets to "A Retrospective of 19th Century Quilts."
Everyone knows why.

Rule #13: Men love chain saws.  Never, ever, buy a man you love 
a chain saw.  If you don't know why, please refer to Rule #8 
(Remember what happens when he gets a label maker?)

Rule #14: It's hard to beat a really good wheelbarrow or aluminum
extension ladder. Never buy a real man a stepladder. It must be an
extension ladder.  No one knows why.

Rule #15: Rope. Men love rope. It takes us back to our cowboy origins,
or at least the Boy Scouts.  Nothing says "I love you" like a hundred
feet of 3/8" manilla rope. No one knows why.