One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me.

 I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a
 gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.

 Daddy was in the living room engrossed in sports when I brought him a
 little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots
 of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home.

 My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of
 tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' Mom waited, and sure enough,
 here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him
 drink it up.

 Then she said, (as only a mother could), "'Did it ever occur to you that
 the only place she can reach to get water, is the toilet?"