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An Aviator's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, and out on the ramp, Not an airplane was stirring, not even a Champ. The fuel trucks were nestled, all snug in their spots, With gusts from two-forty at 39 knots. When the radio lit up with noise and with chatter, I turned up the scanner to see what was the matter. He barked his transmission so lively and quick, I'd have sworn that the call
sign he used was "St.. Nick." He called his position, no room for denial, "St. Nicholas One, turnin' left onto final." With vectors to final, down the glideslope he came, As he passed all fixes,
he called them by name: While controllers were sittin', and scratchin' their heads, They phoned to my
office, and I heard it with dread, The message they left was both urgent and dour: He landed like silk, with the sled runners sparking, Then I heard, "Left
at Charlie," and "Taxi to parking." He stepped out of the sleigh, but before he could talk, I ran out to meet him with my best set of chocks. His breath smelled like peppermint, gone slightly stale, And he puffed on a pipe, but he didn't inhale. He was chubby and plump, in his suit of bright red, And he asked me to
"fill it, with hundred low-lead." I spoke not a word, but went straight to my work, And I filled up the sleigh, but I spilled like a jerk. And I thought as he silently scribed in his log, These reindeer could land in an eighth-mile fog. And laying a finger on his push-to-talk, He called up the tower for clearance and squawk. He sped down the runway, the best of the best, "Your traffic's a Grumman, inbound from the west." |