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   A file that big?
   It might be very useful.
   But now it is gone.
 
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   The Web site you seek
   Can not be located but
   Countless more exist.
 
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   Chaos reigns within.
   Reflect, repent, and reboot.
   Order shall return.
 
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   ABORTED effort:
   Close all that you have worked on.
   You ask way too much.
 
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   Windows NT crashed.
   I am the Blue Screen of Death.
   No one hears your screams.
 
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   Yesterday it worked.
   Today it is not working.
   Windows is like that.
 
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   First snow, then silence.
   This thousand dollar screen dies
   So beautifully.
 
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   With searching comes loss
    And the presence of absence:
   "My Novel" not found.
 
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   The Tao that is seen
   Is not the true Tao, until
   You bring fresh toner.
 
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   Stay the patient course.
   Of little worth is your ire.
   The network is down.
 
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   A crash reduces
   Your expensive computer
   To a simple stone.
 
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   Three things are certain:
   Death, taxes, and lost data.
   Guess which has occurred.
 
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   You step in the stream,
   But the water has moved on.
   This page is not here.
 
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   Out of memory.
   We wish to hold the whole sky,
   But we never will.
 
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   Having been erased,
   The document you're seeking
   Must now be retyped.
 
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   Serious error.
   All shortcuts have disappeared.
   Screen. Mind. Both are blank.