A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing
an earring. The guy knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative
fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in 'fashion sense.' He
walks up to him and says, 'I didn't know you were into earrings.'

'Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring,' he replies sheepishly.

His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods
him to ask, 'So, how long have you been wearing one?'

'Ever since my wife found it in my truck.'