The American Dream

 Joe Smith started the day early, having set his alarm clock (made in Japan)
 for 6:00a.m.  While his coffee pot (made in China) was perking, he shaved
 with his electric razor (made in Hong Kong).
 He put on a dress shirt (made in Sri Lanka), designer jeans (made in
 Singapore), and tennis shoes (made in Korea).  After cooking his
 breakfast in his new electric skillet (made in India), he sat down with
 his calculator (made in Mexico), to see how much he could spend today.
 After setting his watch (made in Taiwan), to the radio (made in India), he
 got in his car (made in Germany) and continued his search for a
 good-paying American job.  At the end of yet another discouraging and
 fruitless day, Joe decided to relax for a while.  He put on his
 sandals (made in Brazil), poured himself a glass of wine (made in France),
 and turned on his TV (made in Indonesia), then wondered why he can't find
 a good-paying job in AMERICA.