Subject: Dogs ...

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.   · -Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
· -Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
· -Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
· -Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
· -Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
· -Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare & love we can spare. And
in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
· -M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies. Quite unlike people, who are
incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate.
· -Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
· -Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance & to turn around 3 times before lying down.
· -Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
· -Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, & very, very few persons.
· -James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
· -Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
· -Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from
a grocery store w/the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork & half a cow. They
must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
· -Anne Tyler

Women & cats will do as they please; & men & dogs should relax & get used to the idea.
· -Robert A. Heinlein

Speak softly & own a big, mean Doberman.
· -Dave Miliman

If you pick up a starving dog & make him prosperous, he will not bite you.
That is the principal difference between a dog & a man.
· -Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, & the dog will give you a look that
says "Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
· - Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
· -Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting 3 dog biscuits in your pocket &
then giving Fido only 2 of them.
· -Phil Pastoret