Dear God,
  How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, 
  smell one another? Where are their priorities?

  Dear God,
  When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same   old story?

  Dear God,
  Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar,
  the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named
  for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs  love a nice ride!
  I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy
  to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!

  Dear God,
  If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

  Dear God,
  When my foster mom's friend comes over to our house, he smells like musk! 
  What's he been rolling around in?

  Dear God,
  Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on ramps?

  Dear God,
  If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?

  Dear God,
  More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

  Dear God,
  When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?

  Dear God,
  We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals,
  whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy
  fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

  Dear God,
  Are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone? I have been howling
  At the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street.

  Dear God,
  Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

  Dear God,
  Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we can't
  make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the carpets again?

  Dear God,
  When my family eats dinner they always bless their food. But they
  never bless mine. So, I've been wagging my tail extra fast when they
  fill my bowl. Have you noticed my own blessing?

  Dear God,
  I've always lived at the shelter and I have everything I need. But many
  of the cats here have names and I don't. Could you give me a name please?
  It would be good for my self-esteem.

  Dear God,
  The new terrier I live with just peed on the Oriental rug and I have a
  feeling my family might blame me 'cuz they think I'm jealous of this
  stupid dog. Since they have no sense of smell, how can I convince
  them I'm innocent? Does PetsMart sell lie detectors?