Subject: FW: Coping with stress
  This is a specially formulated diet designed to help cope with
the stress that builds up during the day.

  BREAKFAST
  1 grapefruit
  1 slice whole-wheat toast
  1 cup skim milk

  LUNCH
  small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
 1 cup herbal tea
 1 Hershey kiss

  AFTERNOON TEA
  the rest of the kisses in the bag
 1 tub of Haagen Daas ice cream with choc-chip topping

  DINNER
 4 glasses of wine (red or white)
 2 loaves garlic bread
 1 family size supreme pizza
 3 snickers bars

 LATE NIGHT SNACK
 whole frozen Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the
 freezer)

 REMEMBER: STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS "DESSERTS"