ARBITRATOR:  A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.  

AVOIDABLE:  What a bullfighter tried to do.  

BERNADETTE:  The act of torching a mortgage.  

BURGLARIZE:  What a crook sees with.  

CONTROL:  A short, ugly inmate.  

COUNTERFEITERS:  Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.  

ECLIPSE:  What a barber does for a living.  

EYEDROPPER:  A clumsy ophthalmologist.  

HEROES:  What a guy in a boat does.  

LEFTBANK:  What the robber did when his bag was full of money.  

MISTY:  How golfers create divots.  

PARADOX:  Two physicians.  

PARASITES:  What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.  

PHARMACIST:  A helper on the farm.  

POLARIZE:  What penguins see with.  

PRIMATE:  Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.  

RELIEF:  What trees do in the Spring.  

RUBBERNECK:  What you do to relax your wife.  

SELFISH:  What the owner of a seafood store does.  

SUDAFED:  A litigation brought against a government official