Texas Choking Victim
Two Texans were having the blue plate special at their favorite watering
hole, when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to see
a lady, a few barstools down, turning blue from wolfing down an armadillo
burger too fast.
The first Texan said to the other,
"Think we otta' help?"
"Yep" said the
second Texan.
The first Texan got up and walked over to the lady and asked,
"Kin yew breath?" She shook her head no.
"Kin yew speak?" he asked. She again shook her head no.
With that, he helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt, and started to
lick her on the butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction
and began to breathe with great relief.
The first Texan turned back to his friend and said. "Funny how that there
hind lick maneuver works ever time!"