It's never too late for our beloved hubbies:
A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that
many of you should be interested in: BECOMING A REAL MAN. That's
right, in just six quarters you, too, can be a real man, as well as
earn an AA degree (AA Real Men). Please take a moment to look
over the program outline.
FIRST YEAR
| Autumn
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| MEN 101 | | Combating Stupidity
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| MEN 102 | | You Too Can Do Housework
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| MEN 103 | | PMS- Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
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| MEN 104 | | We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas
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| Winter
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| MEN 110 | | Wonderful Laundry Techniques
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| MEN 111 | | Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
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| MEN 112 | | Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
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| EAT 100 | | Get a Life, Learn to Cook
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| EAT 100 | | Get a Life, Learn to Cook
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| ECON 001A | | What's Hers is Hers
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| Spring
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| MEN 120 | | How NOT To Act Like an butthole When You're Wrong
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| MEN 121 | | Understanding Your Incompetence
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| MEN 122 | | YOU, the Weaker Sex
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| MEN 123 | | Reasons to Give Flowers
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| ECON 001B | | What's Yours is Half Hers (Must Pass ECON 001A)
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SECOND YEAR
| Autumn
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| SEX 101 | | You CAN Fall Asleep Without It
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| SEX 102 | | Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
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| MEN 201 | | How to Stay Awake After Sex
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| MEN 202 | | How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
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| Electives
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| Winter
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| MEN 210 | | The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
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| MEN 211 | | How Not to Act Younger Than Your Children
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| MEN 212 | | You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
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| MEN 213 | | Honest - You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise-Especially Naked
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| MEN 230A | | Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important
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| Spring
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| MEN 220 | | Omitting @&%~&*! From Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
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| MEN 221 | | Fluffing the Blanket After Farting is Not Necessary
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| MEN 222 | | Real Men Ask for Directions
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| MEN 223 | | Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
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| MEN 230B | | Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important
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| 2nd Electives:
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| EAT 101 | | Cooking with Quiche
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| EAT 102 | | Utilization of Eating Utensils
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| EAT 103 | | Burping and Belching Discretely
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| MEN 231 | | Mother-in-laws
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| MEN 232 | | Appear to be Listening
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| MEN 233 | | Just Say Yes Dear
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| ECON 001C | | Cheaper to Keep Her ( Must Pass ECON 1B)
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