POSTULATES

   To be happy with a man, you must understand him a
   lot and  love him a little.

   To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
   and try  not to understand her at all.

   Married men live longer than single men, but
   married men are a lot more willing to die.

   Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's
   no use in two people remembering the same thing.

   Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
   Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

   A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but
   he doesn't.   A man marries a woman expecting that she won't
   change, and she does. 

   A woman has the last word in any argument.
   Anything a man says after that is the beginning of
   a new argument.

   There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman...
   before marriage and after marriage.