The Inheritance.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune
after his sickly, widowed father died, Charles decided
he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
So one evening, he went to a singles bar where he
spotted the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen. Her
natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said, as
he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my
father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million
dollars."
The woman went home with Charles that evening, and
three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much smarter. When will men ever learn?